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International Break To Remember: From Vinicius ‘Clones’ to Ronaldo’s Exit, 16 Days of Madness

5. The Most Chaotic International Break Ever 5. The Most Chaotic International Break Ever

Ask any football fan what they dread the most, and their answer is almost always the same thing, The International Break. A period when club football takes a hiatus and players go to represent their countries. A thing of pride for the players, but do the fans see it like that? Nope!

Because what do you mean for the next two weeks, I’m not going to see and scream at Martin Odegaard to pass the ball instead of romancing it? You mean I’m going to actually have to spend time with my family next weekend?

So, when FIFA announced that it was merging the September and October windows into one 16-day stretch from September 21 to October 6, fans lost their collective minds. Three weeks? THREE WHOLE WEEKS? So what if Portugal will face Norway and it will be the first time Ronaldo and Haaland will potentially play against each other? What are we supposed to do for three weeks? Go to church on Sundays?

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So, it has been established that most international breaks are two weeks of nothing, as fans wait for club football to return. This International Break, it turned out, did not get that memo.

Setting the scene: A break with four games

This was no ordinary pause, with up to four matches per team. More games meant more days, and more days gave the drama plenty of room to breathe. The Premier League stopped after September 20 and didn’t return until October 10.

Football had nowhere to hide.

But even before the break, a little drama had been brewing. Joao Pedro, who was snubbed for Brazil’s World Cup sojourn, finally received a call up, only for him to turn it down due to a contentious injury. Shortly after, and his teammate Cole Palmer, who had suffered the same treatment, turned up with a similar ailment.

Fans debated as to whether they intentionally snubbed their national teams in return for their earlier actions.

This was supposed to be the most interesting thing that happened during the period. If only.

READ: Can Manchester City Be Relegated? All You Need To Know About The 114 Charges & Possible Verdicts

September 24 – 25: The calm before the storm

Portugal opened their Nations League campaign against Wales on September 24. Ronaldo started and was substituted, which at the time looked like routine business. Remember it. It becomes important.

The next day, Brazil drew 1-1 with Australia in Townsville. Then came September 25, and The Athletic’s David Ornstein kicked the door down with news of gargantuan proportions.

5.	The Most Chaotic International Break Ever
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An independent commission set up by the Premier League to investigate Manchester City on its 115 charges had reached its verdict. It was not good news for the club. Shocker!

September 27: Ronaldo’s quiet bench night

Portugal beat Norway 2-1 in Oslo, and Ronaldo never left the bench. According to Yahoo Sports, it was the first time in 18 years he was named a substitute for Portugal and didn’t play. Coach Jorge Jesus had told him he’d probably come on, then changed his mind.

Ronaldo, who is 41 and has records to protect, noticed.

Ronaldo Jesus Rift: Did Portugal's Coach Break a Promise to CR7?
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September 29: Man City’s bad Tuesday

The Premier League finally made it official. Manchester City were found guilty of almost all 115 charges: all 80 financial counts and 34 of 35 non-cooperation counts. The commission said City used sham contracts and that some of the club’s own witnesses gave evidence they knew was untrue.

City said they were “disappointed and surprised,” insist they’re innocent, and are appealing.

What do you mean, we’re guilty?

Sanctions will be decided at a separate hearing, so nobody can say what the punishment is yet. Rival fans have already composed their own, with relegation as the popular choice. Nobody has confirmed that, but nobody has stopped them dreaming either.

The same day, Brazil beat Australia 4-2 in Brisbane, with Vinicius Jr. among the scorers. That detail matters for our next story.

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Late September: The Vinicius “Clone” Theory goes viral

While Brazil were busy winning, the internet was busy having a breakdown. Vinicius Jr. has had a rough start to the season. One goal and three assists in eight games is not what Real Madrid expected, and new coach Jose Mourinho has acknowledged the struggles.

Cue the conspiracy theorists. The theory, born on Brazilian forums and TikTok in September, claims the real Vinicius was swapped for a lookalike after the World Cup. Marca picked it up, and so did half the planet. Believers point to a missing thigh tattoo on the Brazil-camp version and facial changes after a summer procedure. Some versions drag in the CIA, and others bring in alien abductions.

Real Madrid have not publicly engaged. Their silence is the correct response. The “clone” scored against Australia, after all, which is more than he managed for weeks at Real Madrid. Perhaps they should leave the clone in. Maybe he’s… booting?

While this was going on, a little closer to home was a disaster unfolding. Nigeria lost 3-0 to Guinea-Bissau. Imagine losing to a Guinea-Bissau team that had only won one of their last five games, which included a 5-0 trouncing from Burkina Faso. That’s like Chelsea losing 3-0 to Brentford, or Arsenal losing 3-0 to Brighton… oh, wait!

September 30: Ronaldo leaves the camp

This was the day the International Break stopped being a break. After Jesus’s pre-match press conference in Copenhagen, Ronaldo announced on Instagram that he’d decided to leave the training camp. He added that he would tell fans “the truth” about it later. He then flew home on a private jet while the football world refreshed its feeds.

Jesus, for his part, said there was no rift and that he expected Ronaldo to take part.

READ: Cristiano Ronaldo vs Portugal: What We Know and What Is Just Speculation

October 1: Portugal win, Spain do something silly

Portugal beat Denmark 4-2 without their captain, which handed Jesus’s side the best possible press release.

The same night, in Serravalle, a story slipped under the radar. Spain’s U-21 hammered San Marino 13-0, with San Marino’s famous parody account having a meltdown when the referee signalled one extra minute at 12-0. Spain’s thirteenth arrived in that very minute, which is what we call comedy with consequences.

October 3-5: Brazil go to India, Jesus opens the door

On October 3, Brazil beat India 4-0 in Kolkata in the first-ever meeting between the sides. Vinicius Jr. was hooked at the 46th minute after another forgettable performance, fueling the ‘clone’ rumors again.

Raphinha, meanwhile, returned to Barcelona early with thigh swelling, which is the kind of news Barca fans love.

The next day, Portugal beat Norway 2-1 at home for a fourth win in four. Afterwards Jesus said the door was open for Ronaldo’s return. His words: “Cris is the one who’s going to decide.”

While all these had been going on, a certain Swede was proving a point to his Spanish coach back at home. Viktor Gyokeres, who has reportedly dropped down the strikers’ hierarchy at Arsenal in favor of Kai Havertz, scored in four consecutive matches, becoming the first player to ever score in 7 consecutive UEFA Nations League games.

Havertz, meanwhile, has been laid out with a hamstring injury, ruling him out indefinitely. It now remains to be seen if Mikel Arteta will place his trust in Gyokeres, and if he’ll be able to get him firing the way he does for the national team.

October 6: Ronaldo’s explainer overshadows Messi’s farewell

Then came the finale. On the last day of the window, Lionel Messi bowed out in Buenos Aires, scoring a penalty and adding two assists in a 3-0 win over Benin. It was a 21-year career ending with a trophy-room’s worth of goodwill.

Hours before kick-off, though, Ronaldo finally posted his long-promised statement. He accused Jesus of breaking his word over playing time, apologised to the Portuguese public and asked the federation not to go easy on him.

READ: Cristiano Ronaldo Finally Breaks Silence on Portugal Walkout: “Coach Failed to Keep His Word”

The timing meant a legend’s retirement shared the headlines with the world’s loudest rival. Some outlets asked whether it was deliberate, though nothing suggests it was planned. Messi deserved a quieter night. He got a loud one.

So, what did we learn during the International Break?

There’s this adage: “this is football, anything can happen”. This International Break went above and beyond the call of duty to prove it right, delivering drama after drama, so much that we almost wish it didn’t end. Just so we can see what else it can cook up.

But alas, all good things must come to an end. The International Break is officially over. The Premier League is back on October 10, and City’s sanctions hearing is still to come. Ronaldo’s fate rests with the federation, and Vinicius will have to score again to prove he’s still himself.

Buckle up. The club season has a lot to live up to. But either way, when we look back on this International Break, only two words come to mind…

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